Sunday, September 21, 2008

Women Thoughts

Like a blank page...a woman is the constant reflection of what you (the male) are, many a time, that reflection reveals a hideous side of you, that you thought never existed...until a woman came into your life!

Because of their variety, which often lends as the "prob-u-la" (problem source) it is harder for men to understand what they think, and even easier for them to lie about what they're thinking as well...the true "deceptors" of the land!

Ever since the Genesis, women have had men wrapped around their fingers, as they say..."not intentionally" but they were designed to weaken any flesh, at least after the second birthing of mankind...

"Ever thought of what Eve looked like"...the first woman! God himself crafted her!... with his bare hands!...PERFECT!!!...WOW! that must have been a bombshell...but that just goes to show...once thwarted! can cause havoc...even in the simplest, purest way...

So...you ask me, "What are my thoughts on women"...here it goes...
although loving, caring, motherly...supporter, help meet...and all the fancy, and flowery things about them...they are mind controllers!...some don't even know their own strength!...some have a very good handle on it, and use it well, to the best of their abilities!...

They are "grudge holders" an elephant never forgets! the old saying goes...they should change that...a woman always remembers...no matter how many times you've said your sorry...they have a special part in their mind, just to harbor past hurts!..and they ALWAYS! expect it to happen again!

They are "attention demanders"...even when your not obligated to give them it, they demand it with they hair, face, hips, tits, and sweet lips!...they are never to be ignored...the worst kinds are the deprived...they subtly whine their way into your skin...like music! it hits you and you feel no pain!

They are "master minds"...never, ever, ever, underestimate a woman...she gets what she wants, even if she has to screw it out of you!...geniuses of plots and schemes either to build or to demolish...a woman is always in control...

They are "body linguists" fluent in "bending and twisting" they bodies, saying everything they need to say and the getting the required results..."emotionless eyes, floating lips, useless sighs, and the all time great...the relentless stare..." MASTERS I TELL YOU!...MASTERS...not a word uttered, but once given to any man...get's the message loud and clear...and they in turn quite calmly, laugh at the lured prey!...

WOMEN ARE WOMEN!!... often glorifed! seldom degraded...the causers of "the game" i believe...exteremely cunning beings...a specie not to be messed with!!

From the other half of the playing feild...are the masters of disguise "MEN" from player to PIMP to MAC..men have some game i must admit...but women...that's a whole other story by itself.

I do love women no doubt, but man oh man...the drama you have if you don't "RTFM" for them...

signed: careful male in the female playfield

2 comments:

Unknown said...

lol...funny

Davina said...

ha ha, this is so hilarious....lol too bad we don't come with the manual you referred to in the last line!